December 2011
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Click here for evidence that the Mayan Apocalypse... →
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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How to Be Healthier and More Financially Organized →
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Typical Last Morning at Home
Me: Mother has requested three final chores, so we'll be 10 minutes late to your house
Sister: which 3 chores?
Me: Picking up cigarette tubes, Egg McMuffin, hydrochlorothiazide
Sister: the usual
Dec 29th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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WatchWatch
First, second, and third attempt at a family photo ended up all being a VIDEO on my mother-in-law’s new iPad. FROM HER BOSSES. Uggggh jealz. Merry Christmas from The Greenes!
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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Love these DIY holiday gift ideas so much I will... →
Check out how this craftswoman spent her holiday season three years ago HERE.
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 9th
Dec 8th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 5th
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Dec 4th
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Dec 3rd
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Dec 2nd
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HOT4TEACHER. I mean, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KATIE...
Two years ago, you charmed us. One year ago, you amazed us. And this year you taught us how to be completely dependent on your multilingual superiority. No, no. You taught us how to look hotter while also looking more homeless. Wait, you also taught us how to dress better in public. Except for that one time. Because of you, I know the entire plotline to the Twilight series...
Dec 2nd
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Dec 2nd
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