October 12, 2009
Dear Journal, 10-8-92

“Today all the second grade was out on a field trip, all the third graders got to stay in the class room and we got a recess, a really hard math problem called quizzles and also all the second graders missed the whole peroid of art. The all started coming back when art was finished. The End”

Let’s work on sentence structure, third-grade-self. I’m sure you were thinking more creatively than the standard conventions of periods and semicolons, given your peroid of art today. Forgiven.

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