“Colleens,
I don’t know what to say thanks for being there for me your really cool and that was a really lame thing to say “your really cool” forget that! uumm……. DQ yummy side du sidity + this summer is gonna be a fun party! ttyl”
1. Great observation that I worked at the Dairy Queen. A lot. You and EVERYONE ELSE IN MY YEARBOOK seemed to make this intellectual connection.
2. I am very faithfully copying these historical sources, and there really wasn’t a single punctuation mark in the first couple lines.
3. The identity of this rabid fan is going to be concealed - for obvious reasons. That would just be awkward for both of us.