“Colleen -
Whatup! hey math was purty cool. It was fun watching your grades drop below mine. Have fun pimpin The Dairy Queen. I’m sure that I’ll be there this summer. probably under the influence of SOMETHING! You better hook me up too. Welp. Cya later.”
- For the record, there’s no way my math grades were below his. Ever.
- Am I surprised that this eloquent old friend and I are not even meaningless Facebook friends? No.
- I hope that his naughty SOMETHING! habit didn’t take him down in college. I hear that experimenting with SOMETHING! can be pretty rough for SOME! people.
