December 9, 2009
Always a sucker for the excellent use of adjectives

Celestial Seasonings must have dozens of ghost writers whipping up their seductive package messaging, because I nearly fell into a Christmasy trance upon reading this on the side of the box yesterday:

BLENDMASTER’S NOTES

“Stepping into a cozy kitchen warmed by the spicy aroma of freshly baked gingerbread - what a wonderful way to thaw a frosty winter chill! This handcrafted blend is a nostalgic medley of ginger, cinnamon, and other time-honored ingredients. Because it’s naturally caffeine free, you can indulge in this unmistakably merry tea any time!”

I impulsively purchased 20 of these gingerbread spice tea bags for a bargain $2.50. Both the tea and the ridiculous optimism that the tea represents are equally DELICIOUS!

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