Me:	Hey mom! Can you hear me?
Mom:	Hang on. Let me turn this music down. I was just dancing.
Me:	Sweet. I'm walking to the train, and then off to Vegas!
Mom:	Oh, I'm jealous! One day we'll have to have a family reunion out there.
Me:	Sure thing.
Mom:	I heard that they FINALLY have brothels for women out there. Ya know, like for women customers.
Me:	No kidding.
Mom:	Well, it's about time. I mean, men have had their options for years, so it's about time women do too!
*PAUSE*
Me:	I'm more of a buffet person, but I see what you mean.