Am I being selfish to imagine that the removal of limbs might be worth just a few more bones???

GET IT??

Ha!

Ha! Ha!

This is what happens when I stay conscious beyond 11:30pm.

On a more serious note, is this policy void if I become dismembered but don’t also die? Like, that use of “and” is mighty suspicious. I would rest more easily with an “OR” there. Alas.