greenerie

"Sometimes being locked in a room with nothing but a book and a TV (I think murderers can get TVs?) sounds kind of amazing, but I’ve seen enough prison documentaries to know that racial alliances are created, lots of fights happen and sometimes people shiv you just because. I can’t deal with any of that."

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:30:00 -0400

"Sometimes being locked in a room with nothing but a book and a TV (I think murderers can get TVs?) sounds kind of amazing, but I’ve seen enough prison documentaries to know that racial alliances are created, lots of fights happen and sometimes people shiv you just because. I can’t deal with any of that."

Breakfast of champions.

Wed, 30 May 2012 06:48:00 -0400

Breakfast of champions.

WELL OKAY THEN. Hot pink it is.

Tue, 29 May 2012 19:33:31 -0400

WELL OKAY THEN.

Hot pink it is.

"To those who are in dental school who plan to serve in the military in the future, or served before..."

Mon, 28 May 2012 13:37:19 -0400

“To those who are in dental school who plan to serve in the military in the future, or served before school, we thank you for your willingness to protect our country’s freedom and to truly embody the AMERICAN in American Student Dental Association.”

- Member Monday: ASDA salutes our military

Happy Memorial Day. onetinyhand: jay z & beyonce.

Mon, 28 May 2012 09:41:43 -0400

Happy Memorial Day.

onetinyhand:

jay z & beyonce.

Can we also talk about how my husband is a past automobile...

Sun, 27 May 2012 13:18:00 -0400

Can we also talk about how my husband is a past automobile hygiene professional? He dedicated over five years as a car wash employee and manager.

Work it, work it.

Let’s get this car wash started. It’s amazing that...

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:25:00 -0400

Let’s get this car wash started.

It’s amazing that Car Protective Services hasn’t challenged our custody of this precious vehicle due to our gross hygiene negligence.

I’d like to announce the latest internet abbrev.: amzg! It’s intentionally confusingly...

Sat, 26 May 2012 14:15:57 -0400

I’d like to announce the latest internet abbrev.: amzg!

It’s intentionally confusingly close to omg and/or zomg.

Enjoy.

Harvard student Kelsey Beck is Miss Boston 2012 | Harvard Gazette

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:40:30 -0400

Harvard student Kelsey Beck is Miss Boston 2012 | Harvard Gazette:

Ain’t nobody above da pageantz.

HAPPY FRIDAY. Get out this weekend and rock like granite....

Fri, 25 May 2012 18:36:02 -0400

HAPPY FRIDAY. Get out this weekend and rock like granite.

life:

May is National Bike Month in the United States, and in towns and cities all over the country people young and old are clambering aboard their beloved machines and blithely pedaling into a brighter, cleaner, healthier tomorrow. Or losing their balance, wiping out and maiming themselves. Either way, they’re getting exercise. Happy cycling, everybody!

Here, LIFE.com offers a selection of photos of these preposterous creations from six long decades ago — mechanistic marvels that belie the famous old saying (which we just made up) that there’s no such thing as a useless bicycle…

CAN. HAZ. COLLEGE. FLASHBACKS. You guys. I may never sleep...

Wed, 23 May 2012 22:07:00 -0400

CAN. HAZ. COLLEGE. FLASHBACKS.

You guys. I may never sleep again, given how quickly I need to turn in my bizness plan on how this site can gross million$ annually in greeting cards, bank endorsements, a line of children’s sassy t-shirts, etc.

I will nostalgicate later about images from college that are as similar to this as possible without implying that I’ve earned tips from anything other than superior service at the KMart Cafe.

Also, Olive Garden. It’s cool, ask me whatever about wine for the frugal tastes.

Focusfocusfocusfocus. Whatever endogenous ritalin-esque or...

Wed, 23 May 2012 16:38:01 -0400

Focusfocusfocusfocus.

Whatever endogenous ritalin-esque or adderall-oid substances my brain has been mustering up this whole time, production really needs to spike right now.

Bahaha. magicismatt: Can’t stop laughing.

Tue, 22 May 2012 19:12:20 -0400

Bahaha.

magicismatt:

Can’t stop laughing.

WHEN A FIRST YEAR TRIES TO ASSIST ME IN CLINIC

Tue, 22 May 2012 06:55:47 -0400

Honored to have met the creator of this fine internet establishment over the weekend.

May have also fashioned a faux Dark ‘n’ Stormy cocktail for this creative young mind.

Strong work!

whatshouldwecalldental:

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was..."

Sun, 20 May 2012 23:26:15 -0400

““Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: “What! You too? I thought I was the only one.””

- ― C.S. Lewis (via itsakeeper)

Dedicated to those great ‘new’ lifelong friends graduating this week into the doctorness of their dreams.

Greetings, world. Reporting live from Wilbur Theatre. I put my...

Fri, 18 May 2012 19:12:35 -0400

Greetings, world. Reporting live from Wilbur Theatre.

I put my fancy hair on for the occasion.

Break a leg, Aziz.

Guess whose outstanding husband got tickets for us to see Aziz...

Fri, 18 May 2012 14:32:03 -0400

Guess whose outstanding husband got tickets for us to see Aziz Ansari tonight?

THIS bragger!

Happy Friday, y’all.

l1b3rty-d3n13ddd:

obsessed.

In honor of the deep cleaning that I gave up on completing today...

Thu, 17 May 2012 20:08:59 -0400

In honor of the deep cleaning that I gave up on completing today and hope we’ll finish next time, enjoy this oral wilderness image.

It’s really a jungle in there sometimes, folks. Bleh.

eudaimonist:

Toothbrush and Plaque deposit on Teeth and Gums.

Troof.

Thu, 17 May 2012 19:12:00 -0400

Troof.

NERD ALERT. In this edition of GPOYW, I’d like to flaunt...

Wed, 16 May 2012 20:23:30 -0400

NERD ALERT.

In this edition of GPOYW, I’d like to flaunt some wildly stylish shades, courtesy of some great people in Pittsburgh.