October 29, 2011
How to Not Feel Adventurous on Halloween:
Have one little sister spend the weekend partying in the capital city of Ukraine
Have another little sister (+ daughter + husband) spend the weekend raging in the capital city of Mexico.
As for me and my house, we will be surviving the first heavy rainsnowstorm of the season. This winter has very big skiboots to fill if it’s going to be as hellacious as last year. Do your worst, weather.
In fact, is it too much to ask for a Snow Day on Monday? I don’t have a good costume anyways.
fnrck:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE

How to Not Feel Adventurous on Halloween:

As for me and my house, we will be surviving the first heavy rainsnowstorm of the season. This winter has very big skiboots to fill if it’s going to be as hellacious as last year. Do your worst, weather.

In fact, is it too much to ask for a Snow Day on Monday? I don’t have a good costume anyways.

fnrck:

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE

October 28, 2011
Who needs gloves when I have at least 4 layers of epidermis to protect me from a molten wax attack?
You play with smokin’ hot occlusal rims, yer gonna get burned.
Beware the dangerous denture designer this Halloween, kids. No thumb is safe.

Who needs gloves when I have at least 4 layers of epidermis to protect me from a molten wax attack?

You play with smokin’ hot occlusal rims, yer gonna get burned.

Beware the dangerous denture designer this Halloween, kids. No thumb is safe.

October 2, 2011
Please invite me to your Halloween party. These cupcakes will deserve a dignified end, surrounded by loved ones.
Kristen, do these meet your cupcake standards?

Please invite me to your Halloween party. These cupcakes will deserve a dignified end, surrounded by loved ones.

Kristen, do these meet your cupcake standards?

October 31, 2010

A Seasonal Haiku

A Black Cat: Bandit

She’s growing up way too fast.

Happy Halloween!

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