Flight #69 to Las Vegas
| Me: | Hey mom! Can you hear me? |
| Mom: | Hang on. Let me turn this music down. I was just dancing. |
| Me: | Sweet. I'm walking to the train, and then off to Vegas! |
| Mom: | Oh, I'm jealous! One day we'll have to have a family reunion out there. |
| Me: | Sure thing. |
| Mom: | I heard that they FINALLY have brothels for women out there. Ya know, like for women customers. |
| Me: | No kidding. |
| Mom: | Well, it's about time. I mean, men have had their options for years, so it's about time women do too! |
| *PAUSE* | |
| Me: | I'm more of a buffet person, but I see what you mean. |
