August 17, 2011
creepyoldguy:

jackibee:

lovecommallie:

“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized  that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally  messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry  list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every  girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a  classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a  Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs  of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of  Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving  this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian  scientists to sabotage our athletes.”
 -Tina Fey.

  
 


^this!


Makes me want to listen to Bossypants for a third time.

creepyoldguy:

jackibee:

lovecommallie:

“And from that day forward, women embraced their diversity and realized that all shapes and sizes are beautiful. Ah ha ha. No. I’m totally messing with you. All Beyonce and JLo have done is add to the laundry list of attributes women must have to qualify as beautiful. Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.”

 -Tina Fey.

^this!

Makes me want to listen to Bossypants for a third time.

(via ambiturner)

July 27, 2011
celebrity marriages that i’m emotionally invested in:

celiabeth:

1. Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson
2. Beyonce and Jay-Z

3. Amy Poehler and Will Arnett

4. Tina Fey and Jeff Richmond*

*Clearly he is not famous without her, but I would lose my sh*t if a separation or divorce were ever announced. LOSE IT.

March 1, 2011
2012 Academy Award Hosts: Tina Fey & Chelsea Handler

At least a girl can dream, right?

February 10, 2011
I had no idea we have this in common…

But it appears that Tina Fey and I both share very hairy arms. Except mine might be real.

Gross.

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